The Complete list of Pick up lines. There are Lame Pick up Lines, Funny Pick up Lines, Sweet Pick up Lines, Sleazy Pick up Lines, Best Pick up Lines, and the Worst Pick up Lines. . . but there aren’t any guaranteed pick up lines, and these ones are no exception. If you decide to try any of these lines, you do so completely at your own risk. In fact we recommend having emergency crews standing by, just in case you get shot down completely.

 

With that in mind, here are the pick up lines! Good luck!

 

You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be called the McGorgeous.

I can tell by the way you’re ignoring me that you want me…

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.

Excuse me, but I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival World of Warcraft.

Have you noticed that I have really big feet?

Sure is a nice day for weather.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

So. . . you’re a girl huh? What’s that like?

You’re so sweet that you put Hershey’s out of business. Speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “He is a very tall guy, I wonder if everything is in proportion?” Well let me tell you, if everything WAS in proportion, I’d be a great deal taller!

I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I’m going to need to get that off you.

Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us . . .

Hi there, may I buy you a new car?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a wild guess) Janice????

Giant polar bear. It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….

You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.

See my friend over there? Well he wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

You know your body is made up of 80% water? Man I’m thirsty!

Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m just sitting on my wallet.”

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

I’m a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment.

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Let’s hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

Didn’t we go to different schools together?

I’ll make you a bet – $20 says you’ll turn me down.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

Are you an extra-terrestrial? Because you’ve abducted my heart.

*Walk up to them, put an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot* Now that we’ve broken the ice, what’s your name?

You’re looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone’s eye.

I know somebody who likes you, and if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who I was.

Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is “I love you”.

I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under ‘Gorgeous’.

You’re more beautiful than 50 pink flamingos playing tennis.

Um, you have really beautiful…um…eyes. . and stuff. You are. .  uh. . like. . . pretty? Well. . what I mean is…you have nice, um, earlobes, er ah…Do you believe in. . . um. . . when I walk by…*slap yourself in the forehead* Oh man, I’m so STUPID STUPID STUPID!

You are the reason people fall in love.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You must be the cause of global warming

I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?

I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle you instead?

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?

You know what I just fell in? Love. With you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.

Do you have a boyfriend? Would you like a one?

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Excuse me, but I think I heard something drop. . . oh, it was my jaw.

May I borrow some of the Chapstick you’re wearing?

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to go out with me?

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?

Hey c’mon now, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, we’re perfect for each other!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

It looks like you need a man in your life. Will I do?

Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.

My love for you is like diarrhoea; I can’t hold it in.

How you doin’?

Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy? Or just a guy like me?

This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for the love machine.

Can I borrow your library card, because I’m checking you out!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. *Burp*

Was your dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb.

What’s cookin’ good lookin’?

Hi, I’m desperate.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Fallen over any trees lately? No? How about a root?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I can tell your future: it is you giving me your number.

I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Can I dip you in chocolate?

I’m The Man in Demand!

Excuse me, you look sexy, what’s your name?

I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

You’ve got something on your chest: my eyes

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

You body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Do you want to make millions?. . . Of babies?

I want to bag you like some groceries.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You look so sweet that you’re giving me a toothache.

I can’t wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.

My heart is broken…could you fix it for me?

If I were a gardener, I’d plant your tulips next to mine.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Hello, I’m a thief. I’m here to steal your heart.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I’d be walking in a garden forever.

If love were a drop of water, I’d be in the ocean.

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought “Wow, how beautiful.” Now that I’m looking at you, I’ll never look skyward again.

Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? It’s so that my fingers can fit there.

*hand a pack of sugar to someone* Here, I think you dropped your name tag.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got great buns.

You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

ASL?

Did you know that I’m naked under these clothes?

Do you know Karate? Because your body is kicking!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

If I were you, I would go out with me.

Hi, I’m incredibly rich.

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